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Your Love Report

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Vol. 01 — The Love Report

Brutally honest.
Deeply insightful.
Actually useful.

A personalized relationship analysis that goes deeper than any compatibility quiz—tailored to your charts, your stage, your actual dynamic.

✓ 30+ pages

✓ Beautifully designed PDF with individual charts, synastry chart, and clear structure

✓ Digital PDF download via email within 3 business days with life-time access

*Customized to your unique relationship:

✓ New/Dating; ✓ Established; ✓ Long-Term;

✓ On The Rocks; ✓ Platonic (friendship, partnership);

✓ Past

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Inside the love report

Tailored to your unique charts and relationship stage. Uncover why you're drawn together, where you'll clash, what you're healing in each other, and what matters most for making this work.

Part 1 – Foundations+
  • Chapter I: Synastry Chart
  • Chapter II: Individual Charts
Part 2 – Your Bond at a Glance+
  • Chapter III: Bond Type
  • Chapter IV: The Aesthetics
  • Chapter V: The Dashboard
Part 3 – Your Connection Decoded+
  • Chapter VI: Where You Click
  • Chapter VII: Where You Clash
  • (Evaluated across categories like Emotional Sync, Communication Style, Sexual Chemistry, etc)
Part 4 – The Soul Connection+
  • Chapter VIII: The Origin Story - Why You Met
  • Chapter XII: Karmic Status - The Verdict
  • Chapter XIII: The Deep Healing (Chiron)
Part 5 – Who You Are in Love+
  • Chapter XIV: You (Love Pattern, Needs, Attachment Style)
  • Chapter XV: Partner (Love Pattern, Needs, Attachment Style)
Part 6 – Conversation Starters+
  • Chapter XVI: Questions to Ask Each Other
  • (15-20 questions across 6 categories: Values, Identity, Intimacy, Communication, Boundaries, Future)
Part 7 – Conclusion+
  • Chapter XVII: Final Words - What the Stars Can't Tell You
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*Note: Chapter titles and focus areas are customized to your relationship type.

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What You'll Receive

A detailed breakdown of your unique love story

  • Your Bond Type & Couple Aesthetics
  • Emotional Compatibility
  • Communication Dynamics
  • Sexual & Romantic Chemistry
  • The Origin Story (Why You Met)
  • Wound Healing (Both Partners)
  • Individual Love Patterns & Attachment Styles
  • Long-Term Potential Assessment
  • Practical Conversation Starters

*Note: Chapter titles and focus areas are customized to your relationship type.

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Who it's for

This is for you if you're...

  • Want to understand your current relationship at a deeper level
  • In a new relationship and want to understand what you're dealing with
  • Considering marriage and need clarity on what long-term partnership with this person actually requires
  • Navigating challenges and want to understand why it's happening
  • Have a close platonic relationship (best friend, business partner) and want to understand the dynamic
  • Processing a past relationship and seeking closure through astrological insight

*This is not for you if you want reassurance over truth, or 'soulmate' confirmation over real patterns.

Frequently asked questions
Do I need exact birth time?+

Yes, for full accuracy. Without exact birth times, we lose access to: • Rising signs (how you show up) • House placements (where planets fall in each other's lives) • Exact Moon position (if time is off by hours) If you absolutely can't find exact times, either enter 12:00pm (noon) or skip it, with the understanding that your reading will be less precise. How to find birth time: • Birth certificate (most reliable—look for "time of birth") • Hospital records (contact the hospital where you were born) • Ask parents/family members who might know your birth time.

Is this only for romantic relationships?+

No. We offer 6 relationship types, including non-romantic options: 1. New/Dating (0-6 months) You're assessing potential. Want to know what you're walking into. 2. Established/Committed (6 months - 3 years) Past the honeymoon, navigating real challenges, need clarity on sustainability. 3. Long-Term/Marriage (3+ years) Weathered storms together, want to understand what you've built and what's next. 4. On The Rocks/Struggling Things are hard. Need honest assessment: Can this be fixed? Should it be? 5. Platonic/Friendship — Non-Romantic ✨ Close friendships, creative partnerships, business partners, or any significant non-romantic bond. 6. Past Relationship/Reflection It's over, but you need closure. Understanding what happened helps you integrate lessons and move forward without repeating patterns. Note: The astrology is the same—planetary dynamics don't care about the relationship label. We adjust the language and focus to fit the bond you actually have.

What's the difference between this and synastry reports?+

Traditional synastry reports give you a list of aspects ("Your Venus squares their Mars," "Your Moon trines their Sun") without context or narrative. You are left to piece everything together. This report: • Tells a cohesive story instead of listing dozens of aspects • Customized to your relationship stage (new/dating vs. struggling vs. platonic) • Focuses on psychology and real-world patterns, not just planetary positions • Includes actionable advice for your relationship (questions to ask, patterns to watch, how to navigate challenges) • Written in plain English, not astrological jargon

How long until delivery?+

Within 3 business days from the time we receive your purchase and complete birth data.

What if I don't know my partner's birth info?+

You need at minimum: • Full birth date (month/day/year) • Birth location (city/country or state/country) Exact birth time is strongly recommended but not absolutely required.

Can I get a refund?+

No. Due to the digital nature of this report and the custom work that goes into creating it, we do not offer refunds.

Can I share this report with my partner?+

Yes! In fact, we encourage it. The report is most useful when both partners read it and discuss together. Many couples use the "Questions To Ask Each Other" section as date night conversation prompts over several weeks.

Can I change the order details after ordering?+

Yes - message us immediately. You can update birth data or relationship type before we start writing the report.

What if I have more questions?+

Email us: support@house9.app — We typically respond within 24-48 hours.

"I wasn't expecting the wound healing section to hit that hard. I cried reading it."
☉ Cancer ☽ Capricorn ↑ Scorpio
"I got this about my ex after we broke up. Finally understand what happened. Worth every penny for the closure alone."
☉ Scorpio ☽ Pisces ↑ Libra
"This explained patterns I couldn't name. The communication section was like someone had been recording our fights."
☉ Aries ☽ Gemini ↑ Leo